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Tag: Bars
Let’s Talk About Straws
A straw ate my baby
Order Whatever The Fuck You Want To Drink
Because your bartender probably drinks Fernet anyway
Christmas Parties; Behave How Ever You Want
Because Bartenders Don’t Feel Emotions
Things Everyone Says in Bars – But in “The Real World”
Because the customer’s always right
Why You Should Never Accept Drinks From Your Bartender, Plus More Helpful Insights From Richard Hole.
Mezcal and Mescaline can’t melt steel beams.
“I Know All of The Classics”?
Can you ever say “I know all of the classics”?
The Government Has Fucked The Alcohol Guidelines
A classic example of “What the shit did we just do?”
“What’s With All The Bartenders Complaining?”
Complain. Don’t Complain. Shut Up. Do Your Job. Go Away. Stay.
Acceptable Times To Be Drunk
Our “All You Need To Know About When You Can Be Drunk” Guide.
Our Guide To Getting Through Mad Friday
On Behald of The Entire World: Good Luck.
All You Need To Know About Mulled Wine
You’ll never need to do research again. Merry Christmas.
What's Your Cheapest Shot? 