What’s Up With All The Lazy Bartenders?

“I want to be the best, but I’m tired today.”

The Best of TripAdvisor Part 2

A compilation of the stupid things people say on TripAdvisor.

22 Things You Can Do On Burns Night

Don’t Worry. We Don’t Know Anything About It Either.

Everything You Ever Need to Know About The Cosmopolitan

All you need to know about the drink that scares homophobes.

The World Doesn’t Need a Vodka Revival

Asking For a Vodka Revival is Like Raising Money For Bill Gates.

Simon Rimmer’s: ‘Tricks of the Restaurant Trade’ is The Worst Thing to Happen To Hospitality

When is a door not a door? When Simon Rimmer gets a lot of money to call it a window.

The Modern Day Bar Training Manual

A quick, easy to understand Bar Manual for your trainees.

12 Things Jay Rayner Should Stop Doing in 2016

Stop it, Jay. We know you like Granola.

The Government Has Fucked The Alcohol Guidelines

A classic example of “What the shit did we just do?”

“What’s With All The Bartenders Complaining?”

Complain. Don’t Complain. Shut Up. Do Your Job. Go Away. Stay.

Acceptable Times To Be Drunk

Our “All You Need To Know About When You Can Be Drunk” Guide.

So, You’ve Decided To Do ‘Dry January’

Is giving up alcohol for a month actually any good?